People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
