As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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