So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
His nipple licking is glorious
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