hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was confusing and full of hummus
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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