Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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