At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
organizing the empties. That sober.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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