Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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