I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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