literally had 100 drinks last night.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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