For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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