do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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