love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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