How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
