So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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