i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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