Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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