so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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