I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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