Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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