Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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