Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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