Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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