So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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