you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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