Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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