this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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