READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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