I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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