I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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