Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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