what day is it and did you see me today?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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