I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The Olympian is in my bed
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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