I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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