Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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