Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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