Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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