i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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