Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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