I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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