1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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