I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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