addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
