Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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