hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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