is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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