Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Randomize
