fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
worst night to have a conscience
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize