i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
