I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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