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Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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