Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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