So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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