Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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