you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
