glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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