she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
