all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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